J.K. Rowling says "will you tell him to stop looking at my bum?!"
Danielle Steele says "I base all of my villains on that rat bastard. I have given my bodyguards instructions to pummel Cormac within an inch of his life, and then they are to shoot to kill."
The ghost of Edgar Allan Poe moans "he owes me money from a previous lifetime."
Stephen King cautions "why aren't you people listening? I told you that he creeps me out...me! Hello?! I making a living out of scaring you and he skeeves me out!"