"Cormac Brown" is my pen name. I'm an up-and-slumming writer in the city of Saint Francis and I'm following in the footsteps of Hammett...minus the TB and working for the Pinkerton Agency. A couple of stories that I've stiched and stapled together, can be found here.
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'Hi, I look like a scary Keith Rawson,eh?'
"Who stole the lenses out of my comedy glasses?"
"Are you looking at me?"
I look this way so you don't have to.
Does this city make me look fat?
I smell...cheese."
JDC
Has anyone seen Philip Seymour Hoffman?
"See this city behind me? I own it!"
"These glasses make me look like a sexy intellectual!"
"By Xmas the beard will have filled in enough that I can be Santa at the mall."
"I have you now Mr. Bond!"
"Just take the damn picture! I can't keep a straight face much longer with you dancing around in a purple tutu!"
"Don't you want to see me naked?"
"Love me, love my stamp collection."
"If you smell something funny, it's me."
"Have you seen Cormac Brown? That mofo owes me money!"
"Pull my finger..."
"Would you like to see the dimples on my butt?"
"I have a third nipple but the Japanese find that to be a sign of virility."
"The tattoo on my thigh sez 'Come and get it Big Boy'. I think the cluster of cherries really sets it off."
"Your resume sez you don't mind working in the nude. Are you allergic to lime Jello?"
Doc
Naomi,
Welcome, good one.
Everybody,
Thank you all for not going with the standard, "who farted?" Though Johnny Dollars and Doc came close.
ave to disagree. I like cheese and I believe I wear the same look when I catch that delicious aroma.
JDC
"Either that's bad meat or good cheese I smell."
Brian - Family Guy
"I told you this look would work better with the beret."
Everybody else took all the good ones.
Especially Doc.
"You say I did what??"
Sorry, I'm awful at these! Thought I'd give it a go... :D
((Hugs))
Laura
John,
As a fan of gnocchi con gorgonzola, I have to go back on my remark.
Stephen,
Long time no comment ; )
Uber,
Absolutely.
Laura,
Welcome and that was pretty good.
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