Saturday, January 23, 2010

Caption This!

In terms of blogging, I've got a bad case of the lazies. So...



...please, caption the back cover of Michael Connelly's "9 Dragons."

14 comments:

Paul D Brazill said...

'Hi, I look like a scary Keith Rawson,eh?'

David Barber said...

"Who stole the lenses out of my comedy glasses?"

sandra seamans said...

"Are you looking at me?"

Dale said...

I look this way so you don't have to.

Naomi Johnson said...

Does this city make me look fat?

Unknown said...

I smell...cheese."

JDC

Freida Bee said...

Has anyone seen Philip Seymour Hoffman?

Doc said...

"See this city behind me? I own it!"

"These glasses make me look like a sexy intellectual!"

"By Xmas the beard will have filled in enough that I can be Santa at the mall."

"I have you now Mr. Bond!"

"Just take the damn picture! I can't keep a straight face much longer with you dancing around in a purple tutu!"

"Don't you want to see me naked?"

"Love me, love my stamp collection."

"If you smell something funny, it's me."

"Have you seen Cormac Brown? That mofo owes me money!"

"Pull my finger..."

"Would you like to see the dimples on my butt?"

"I have a third nipple but the Japanese find that to be a sign of virility."

"The tattoo on my thigh sez 'Come and get it Big Boy'. I think the cluster of cherries really sets it off."

"Your resume sez you don't mind working in the nude. Are you allergic to lime Jello?"

Doc

Cormac Brown said...

Naomi,

Welcome, good one.

Everybody,

Thank you all for not going with the standard, "who farted?" Though Johnny Dollars and Doc came close.

Unknown said...

ave to disagree. I like cheese and I believe I wear the same look when I catch that delicious aroma.

JDC

"Either that's bad meat or good cheese I smell."
Brian - Family Guy

StephenD said...

"I told you this look would work better with the beret."

Ubermilf said...

Everybody else took all the good ones.

Especially Doc.

Laura said...

"You say I did what??"

Sorry, I'm awful at these! Thought I'd give it a go... :D

((Hugs))
Laura

Cormac Brown said...

John,

As a fan of gnocchi con gorgonzola, I have to go back on my remark.

Stephen,

Long time no comment ; )

Uber,

Absolutely.

Laura,

Welcome and that was pretty good.