Sunday, October 12, 2008

My Heart Has Gone East


(caption: I went to Litcrawl and all I got for my trouble was some glares and this brochure)

The Missus has left for an emergency and I'm having a hard time keep it down. Yet the show must go on. So says the IRS and if I don't make an effort to promote my Cafepress shop, I'll be relegated to "hobby status," and in trouble. So unfortunately the shop promotion took precedence over all else tonight and yours truly had to hit Litcrawl with The Kid in tow.

Uh, just one problem. Even though he is very tall for his twelve years of age, he was not getting into any bars. The Missus had to pack which meant that I had to cook most of dinner while she did that and booked her trip...while I got ready for tonight. No, I didn't shave while I stirred the chili, stop it.

So we ate dinner and said our goodbyes, in case The Kid and I didn't get back in time. Now parking in certain San Franciscan neighborhoods tends to be scarce and adding a couple of thousand festival goers to a Friday night crowd, will make that situation even worse. It took several minutes to find a parking spot up the hill and we gave a bumper sticker away to some Litcrawlers (they had the guide) on the way down.

By the time we got to the first event at Ti Couz, it was already over. No problem, we went Darwin, adapted and gave away some more stuff away in front of Gestalt Haus. We gave away some stuff in front of the Clarion Alley, where there were open mic readings. The second stage was going to be a hit and run with me going into The Elbo Room, home of a good drink and fine acid jazz (at least the last time I went to it, almost a decade ago).

The idea was for me to give out some cups, T-shirts and bumper stickers to the people that run The Grotto, so I left The Kid there at the poetry readings (don't worry, he had his cell phone and there is a police station across the street). It was crowded, so crowded that I couldn't even see into the place, it was actually that crowded. I went back for The Kid and we set up shop just out front.

Note, try to give stuff away and people think that you are handing them the plague. To say it hurts when the junkie panhandlers get more respect and love just feet away from you, is an understatement.

Don't tase me, Litcrawler! Don't tase me!

It was not like I was handing out leaflets to a dry cleaner or God forbid, I'd gone Vegas with the strip club and escort flyers. I am exaggerating a bit though, people loved the T-shirts and they loved the cups. Those that received them were ecstatic and one gentleman was nice enough to put his on top of his long-sleeved shirt. Everyone that got a cup gave back the biggest smile and that counts for a lot.

My heart wasn't in it, though The Kid enjoyed himself and the salesman in him came out. We had a good time overall, though I didn't get to give away my merch to any of the authors or authors that have day jobs with the San Francisco Chronicle.

The Missus was long gone by the time we got back and she called about thirty minutes after we walked in, to say that the plane was boarding. All I am trying to do right now is keep the home happy, and to keep The Kid and myself distracted 'til my heart gets home. So if I seem like I'm trying to keep things a little too light and fluffy? You're right.


(If you see man wearing this sweatshirt, give him a hug and a cookie...preferably, just a cookie)

8 comments:

Cup said...

I hope all goes well in the East.

Cormac Brown said...

Beth,

Thanks. Unfortunately, in a sense, it is fated not to.

Shelley Jaffe said...

Amidst the froth and frivolity, something sounds damned ominous.

I wish for you the strength & grace to carry on "until your heart comes home". Bigs hugs to you & The Boy.

And if I did happen to find some DP SF resident roaming around up here with that t-shirt on, rest assured I'd give him a cookie and a really great writing idea (and a gentle kick in the patootie - I hear that's a good cure for procrastination...).

quin browne said...

you know i have y'all in my prayers...



((hugs))

Cormac Brown said...

Baroness & Quin,

Thanks.

Baroness,

That would never be me at the BC this time of the year, too dang cold.

Katie Schwartz said...

Cormac;

I'm so sorry about the emergency. I hope everything goes well. You are in my thoughts.

I'm thrilled you rocked the tchoch!

Cup said...

So sad. Hug Mrs. Cormac for us.

Cormac Brown said...

Katie-lah,

Thanks, one big, akward step for writers, and...

Beth,

I wish I could in person, but work politics have trapped me in California for the moment and I'll leave it at that.