Well on the Internet, you can't tell whether I'm joking or not, unless I do my job as a writer. Obviously I didn't.
...even she knows that my tongue was in cheek.
So when I say that I'm hiring Betty White to pull a hit? I hope that you understand that in no way am I being serious, okay? I was using the most absurd thing I could think of...it's what I do...that, and ellipses. Obviously poorly, but it's what I do.