Friday, April 2, 2010

Caption This V!

Let's be honest, some of you just come by this blog... caption this.


sunshine said...

"If you want the part young lady, then you are going to have to grab my dick like this and then put it into your mouth.."

Listen to me! And on Good Friday no less! :P


David Barber said...

"I say lady. How much for you to squeeze my nutsack, like this hard?"

Cormac Brown said...

Laura and David,


sandra seamans said...

Not sure if this is the right movie, but all I could think of was "If you don't do what I tell you, I'll unleash the birds."

SkylersDad said...

I'm sorry Alfred, no amount of oral stimulation will perk up that flower, or your flaccidness.

Cormac Brown said...


Actually, it's "Vertigo," but that's a good one, as it certainly would fall into the realm of Hitch's motivational tricks.

Sky Dad,

Whew, why do I get the feeling that today is going to be the first time that my Mother-in-law will drop by this blog?

John Donald Carlucci said...

"I could give you such a sock"

Cormac Brown said...

Johnny Dollars,

See, that's what I was thinking! And Kim Novak has this look in her eyes that says, "you know I can take you. I can so take you, and if you weren't the director..."

Randal Graves said...

I sure as hell don't come here for the undercooked veal.

"Then I balled up my fist like this, and punched the bloke in the mouth."

Crappy, but I can't top the pervs up top.

Cormac Brown said...


No veal for you!

"Crappy, but I can't top the pervs up top."

If you're gonna go pervy, you could go-

"Release the Kraken! my pants!"

Or, "'Kim No-vac?' That's not what I heard."

Or you could go with- "But I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

Doc said...

Hitch- "Your motivation for this scene is that if you don't do it right, you will have to pull my thumb. We wouldn't want it to come to that now would we?"

Kim- "No master."

- or -

"If you follow these cables around the corner there, you will meet a man with a nose this big. Tell him to bring my gin and my danish!"

- or -

"Then my wife said, 'If you don't take back the dead parrot, I'll have my husband make a movie about your horrible birds,' and the guy at the pet store was all scared, so she grabbed his nutsack this tight! Now we have a little dog named Cujo."

- or -

"Do you do manicures?"

- or -

"You know this is the thumb I'm going to goose you with?"

"Yes master."

- or -

"You know balding men are better lovers right?"

- or -

"One of these days Alice! Pow! Right to the moon!"
- or -

"Winston Churchill held his martini like this!"

- or -

"Hold the bell rope like you are stroking a feral dog."

- or -

"My god woman! I've got to meet your tailor!"

Well, am I at least in the running with the pervs at the top?


Cormac Brown said...



...I like 'em all.

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

"I cannot help but stare at your miniscule eyebrows, Miss Novak, with a combination of wonderment at their minuteness and a near- insatiable desire to strangle the moronic makeup artist who saw fit to pluck them within a singular hair's-width of obscurity..."

Cormac Brown said...


Welcome back to the Blogosphere, and you are spot on. Kim's eyebrows are a serious distraction in movie.