Friday, April 17, 2009

Blood Will Spill

Please, I need you to know that no matter what, I love you very much.


Accusations will fly like a hundred courtrooms all merged together.

Things will be said that cannot be taken back. Blood will spill.

All is fair in love and war, but all bets are off when there’s too much liquor at a family reunion.



Oh no, Uncle Chaz has gotten into the Jose Cuervo again, may God have mercy on us all!

8 comments:

Pyzahn said...

Pictures please. Or better yet, video! Mazel tov.

p.s. Cuervo is better than Mad Dog or Ripple.

Cormac Brown said...

Pyzahn,

A sheynem dank for the mazel and no pictures, just keep watching Tru TV and Spike TV, maybe I'll show up on one or both of those channels one day.

"p.s. Cuervo is better than Mad Dog or Ripple."

That's kind of like saying, "I prefer the bubonic plague, to the ebola virus."

SkylersDad said...

Drink early and drink often, we will all be out here waiting...

Beth said...

I wanna party with Uncle Chaz.

p.s. My word verification is slaterla. Doesn't that mean "slut" in several languages?

Cormac Brown said...

Sky Dad,

Er, you first?

Beth,

You don't want to party with Uncle Chaz, and I'll leave it at that. "Slatternly" certainly does, and that sounds as if it would the root word.

Gifted Typist said...

Can we see pix of this

Coaster Punchman said...

My mom could probably give him a run for his money....

Cormac Brown said...

Gifted,

Refer to my response to Pyzahn.

Coaster,

I'll be at your next reunion, as long as y'all don't try to feed me lutefisk.