You check your Statcounter.
You check your Bravecounter, and you ask, "where the hell is he?"
No, the numbers don't lie, I've been avoiding you.
Yes, I've been lurking elsewhere.
"Vegging out, major," in the 70's vernacular.
Uhhhh...look! Bears riding horses!
That's me, if I existed during the time of "Mad Men." I've never seen the show, though I understand that when the episodes are at their very worst, they are still very good. I know one of the creators is from "The Sopranos" staff, so that's an endorsement enough for me. I just have to watch it from the beginning though, because I hate it when the most basic references fly over my head.