Saturday, November 1, 2008

Minnesota Had No Chance Against The Metamorphosis

Sure, the Minnesota Golden Gophers lost the game on an interception returned back for a touchdown, but realistically, they never stood a chance. Why? Because Northwestern has the swift legs and the sure arm of Kafka!

Seriously, how do you counter that? With Kierkegaard? With Heinlein? A giant can of Raid?


Gifted Typist said...

Myself, I like Wittgenstein for these things

Cormac Brown said...


Knowing Ludwig, he wouldn't want to get his clothes dirty.