Sunday, November 30, 2008

You've Got Meme On Your Shirt...

My Best Online Friend Forever Katie Schwartz tagged me and while I don't know who originated it, I know that Da Monk and Bubs had it on their pages. What's the meme called, I don't know, I'm too lazy to look it up. At any rate, here we go, Perry Farrell-

1. Five names you go by

1) The pronunciation of my name that I thought was correct, until a Danish woman straightened me out when I was twenty-four.
2) The pronunciation of my that is actually correct and what my In-laws with dere New Yawk accents, actually pronounced correctly as well.
3) My nickname, which was the bastardized version of my actual name, which no one in my family or my neighborhood could pronounce. Everybody at work calls me that or...
4) my last name.
5) Cormac is how people address me online, but I don't recognize it half the time. Whenever I see that on someone else's blog in reference to me, I'm like "who's that bastar...oh, they're talking about me.

2. Three things you are wearing right now

1) Levis.
2) A "Get Fuzzy" t-shirt.

The first panel features Satchel The Dog: So you write movies? You're a writer?
Quentin Tabbytino: Among other things. Yes.
Bucky The Cat: In fact, Quentin Tabbytino here is famous for his brilliant dialogue.

The second panel features Satchel: Really? How do you know what to say? I wouldn't know where to start!
Quentin: Well, for example, say I'm trying to write dialogue for someone who got punched in the nose...

The third panel features the word: SLAP

The fourth panel features Satchel: Oop! Son of a...
Quentin: I would write "Oop. Son of a." See, it rings true.
Bucky: Genius. Pure Genius.

3) Underwear. I don't wear shoes in the house, it's an Hawaiian/Asian-thing.

3. Two things you want very badly at the moment

1) To be further along in my writing career than I, I mean "world peace," yeah, that's it!
2) For Obama to step in and get this ship uprighted right now, not '09, RIGHT NOW.

4. Three people who will probably fill this out

1) Quin.
2) Tanya.
3) Paul, I believe you never done a meme.

5. Two things you did last night

1) Had an email conversation with Katie.
2) Watched Adult Swim with The Kid.

6. Two things you ate today

Not a damn thing and the sooner I get this meme done, the better.

7. Two people you last talked to on the phone

1) The Missus from the Autoshow (The Kid met Mario Andretti!).
2) I texted Katie, Quin and my cousin on Thanksgiving.

8. Two things you are going to do tomorrow

1) Work.
2) Writing, partly because I hate work.

9. Two longest car rides

1) Parma to Sant'Eufemia d'Aspromonte, that's almost the whole boot of Italy, people.
2) From a certain East Bay suburb that is so despised by me that I won't mention its name, to Orange County.

10. Two of your favorite beverages

1) Though I can no longer afford it, I crave Sambazon.
2) Anything from Jamba Juice or Odwalla. I don't eat healthy, but I drink healthy (with plenty of sugar to go with it).


Beth said...

I'm going to come up with my own name for you.

John Donald Carlucci said...

"I'm like "who's that bastar...oh, they're talking about me."

You can always be sure my friend that I talk about you when I talk about a bastard.

Um, nothing gets between you and your Levis?

I may need to start a Wildwoods 2 blog soon.


Katie Schwartz said...

You are too damn much, kid. This is the perfect meemish and hilarsquard, to boot.

Mazel Tov on the fruit's meeting with the big M. Very exciting. I plotzed hard when you told me about it.


PS: The word verification is clizes... sounds a little like...?

John Donald Carlucci said...


It's a new PDA for the girl on the go who doesn't have time for the man on the go.


Bubs said...

I like this list, and not much is more fun than watching Adult Swim with your kid, is there?

Dale said...

What is Adult Swim? Are you going to make me look it up? Bastard!

Cormac Brown said...


Somehow, I think I should be worried.

Johnny Dollars,

McPain called me "yeah, he's that bastard that voted for that other guy."

"Um, nothing gets between you and your Levis?"

The Missus does whatever she wants to, whenever she wants to.

A Wildwoods 2 would be swell, since Disposable Hipocrisy hasn't had many post-election posts.


Thanks for the meem and the whole household is still excited about the meeting with the great one.

"The word verification is clizes... sounds a little like...?"

Er, "panic button?"

Johnny Dollars,

I see you are on top of your game tonight!




It won't hurt you to educate yourself about the fun uneducation of America.

John Donald Carlucci said...

"A Wildwoods 2 would be swell, since Disposable Hipocrisy hasn't had many post-election posts." & I promised to be back. I just needed a LONG break from politics. I have not watched a political show in weeks. I've been watching DVDs.

December and the gearup for MY PRESIDENT taking over from the dry-drunk will be huge. I've stayed out of the fray because of so many distractions from work and one other distraction.

Batteries are recharged like never before my good man.


WV is Goldsepa. Should this not be my transvestite stripper name?

Cormac Brown said...

Johnny Dollars,

I still watch "Countdown With Keith Olbermann" and "The Rachael Maddow Show," though not as religiously as before the election.

"WV is Goldsepa. Should this not be my transvestite stripper name?"

That is so much better than "Hairy McSimian."

paulbrazill said...

Thanks for the new name. My soap opera name ifs Bill Sandringham, by the way.

Cormac Brown said...

Paulie Decibels,