Thursday, March 26, 2009

We Can Do This The Easy Way...

...or, you don't want to know.

We can do this the easy way, you click this link here and you vote for Nora O'Sullivan as Fangoria's Weekend Spooksmodel.



She's the offspring of Bubs, she's a student and a zombie extraordinaire. And as Bubs says-

Nora is competing against quite a few professional models with some pretty slick photo spreads.

A few of the girls (and I mean this with no disrespect whatsoever) look like budding alt-p*rn starlets, and they show a bit of skin. Nora, on the other hand, is the wholesome girl-next-door of horror. Proof that gore-soaked splatter movies are really good old-fashioned family fun. That's our girl.


So I'm going to put it to you this way, either you vote for Nora, or I'm going to sing. And by "sing," I mean I will do a spot on imitation of my drunk "friends" doing what they call "rocking out." That means selections from Rock Band, only I'll be doing my version acapella with all of their tone-deaf glory and drunken fervor.



I will ruin songs so badly for you, that you'll never want to hear anything from that particular artist again and you won't want to look at a picture of them, either.
You will wake up in a cold sweat every day of your life. So let's do this the easy way, vote for Nora and spare your ears...and your sanity.

15 comments:

Paul Brazill said...

will do!

Cormac Brown said...

Paulie Decibels,

Excellent, thanks!

Corey Wilde said...

Well, since you asked so politely, sure, why not?

Bubs said...

THANK YOU!

Cormac Brown said...

Corey,

Thank you, I'm so glad that it didn't have to come to that.

Bubs,

Yer welcome!

Princess LadyBug said...

Yes, sir! Done, sir! Please don't sing, sir! :P

Cormac Brown said...

Princess,

(...)

Do you hear that? Those are the crickets and...well, if I sang, you wouldn't be able to hear by now, anyway, so forget it.

BeckEye said...

I already voted for her. Please stop threatening me.

Cormac Brown said...

Becky,

Ummmmm, okay, just this once.

James said...

Voted...she's at number 3 now.

I have to say, though, some of those girls are SCARY. I know I'm the weird one, but the whole bloody corpse look is NOT sexy.

Cormac Brown said...

James,

Thanks, though I wish she was in the Top Two.

"I know I'm the weird one, but the whole bloody corpse look is NOT sexy."

What? Dude, we're talking a long-standing tradition. The Bride (of Frankenstein), Morticia Adams, Vampira, Elvira, and Madonna...wait a minute, excuse me. Madonna feeds on the careers of others until they are pale corpses.

Anyway, you get my drift...

Katie Schwartz said...

FABULOUS POST! I voted, honey.

Cormac Brown said...

Katie-lah,

You're the reason why I posted this in the first place, having seen you do it on the blogs that I'm following.

Coaster Punchman said...

Nora is the new hero of blogland.

Cormac Brown said...

Coaster,

Absolutely, she is our Jaime Lee Curtis.