We can do this the easy way, you click this link here and you vote for Nora O'Sullivan as Fangoria's Weekend Spooksmodel.
She's the offspring of Bubs, she's a student and a zombie extraordinaire. And as Bubs says-
Nora is competing against quite a few professional models with some pretty slick photo spreads.
A few of the girls (and I mean this with no disrespect whatsoever) look like budding alt-p*rn starlets, and they show a bit of skin. Nora, on the other hand, is the wholesome girl-next-door of horror. Proof that gore-soaked splatter movies are really good old-fashioned family fun. That's our girl.
So I'm going to put it to you this way, either you vote for Nora, or I'm going to sing. And by "sing," I mean I will do a spot on imitation of my drunk "friends" doing what they call "rocking out." That means selections from Rock Band, only I'll be doing my version acapella with all of their tone-deaf glory and drunken fervor.
I will ruin songs so badly for you, that you'll never want to hear anything from that particular artist again and you won't want to look at a picture of them, either.
You will wake up in a cold sweat every day of your life. So let's do this the easy way, vote for Nora and spare your ears...and your sanity.
13 comments:
Paulie Decibels,
Excellent, thanks!
Well, since you asked so politely, sure, why not?
Corey,
Thank you, I'm so glad that it didn't have to come to that.
Bubs,
Yer welcome!
Yes, sir! Done, sir! Please don't sing, sir! :P
Princess,
(...)
Do you hear that? Those are the crickets and...well, if I sang, you wouldn't be able to hear by now, anyway, so forget it.
I already voted for her. Please stop threatening me.
Becky,
Ummmmm, okay, just this once.
Voted...she's at number 3 now.
I have to say, though, some of those girls are SCARY. I know I'm the weird one, but the whole bloody corpse look is NOT sexy.
James,
Thanks, though I wish she was in the Top Two.
"I know I'm the weird one, but the whole bloody corpse look is NOT sexy."
What? Dude, we're talking a long-standing tradition. The Bride (of Frankenstein), Morticia Adams, Vampira, Elvira, and Madonna...wait a minute, excuse me. Madonna feeds on the careers of others until they are pale corpses.
Anyway, you get my drift...
FABULOUS POST! I voted, honey.
Katie-lah,
You're the reason why I posted this in the first place, having seen you do it on the blogs that I'm following.
Nora is the new hero of blogland.
Coaster,
Absolutely, she is our Jaime Lee Curtis.
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