Replay: "They Should Make People Take A Test"

I believe the gist of this Friday Flash Fiction challenge, was JJ was channeling Keanu Reeves' remark in "Parenthood"

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

So JJ wanted us to run with our own version and I came up with something a little different. Not so long ago, people were taking up extreme sports with little or no training at all, with predictable results. So here is "They Should Make People Take A Test."

BTW, I don't want to hear about the narrator's orgasm remark again, I heard it all last time.