All The Fool Kids Are Doing It

I suppose there are worse crimes in terms of inanity, but this strikes me as one of the lamest of all. Apparently some kids in the City are getting street cred by stealing bus driver jackets and caps.

Of course most MUNI operators are on the verge of being morbidly obese, from the overeating and boozing that comes with the job, so it shouldn't be too hard to apprehend the perpetrators. Just look for the kid wearing the huge sh*t brown jacket that is big enough to be a poncho.