Probably The Closest This Blog Will Ever Come To Mentioning Id*l

Becky is in Starpulse again, and she has an article about the songs that American Id*l contests should avoid. It's a good article and this is coming from someone who avoids American Id*l altogether, but watches enough of E! News to ridicule the contestants.

Of course this gives her an excuse to write about Michael Johns, but we won't bring that up, will we?

Becky's Treehouse Of Horror

Hey, Becky has her Top Ten Segments From The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror episodes article in Starpulse.

Whew, today Becky is in Starpulse. Tomorrow? Rolling Stone or Time Magazine, and then we will finally get to eat at Trailer Park. We'll chuck tatertots at the fipsters (faux + hipsters= "fipsters") and run the bill up on the magazine's tab...provided that Becky would actually return a phone call...

...or two...

...or a dozen.

...or two dozen phone calls.

Becky Is In Starpulse!

Becky is in Starpulse with an article that puts the spotlight on urban legends. Which makes sense because she is an expert in the "disappearing from Dunkin' Doughnuts" act.



Psst, allegedly this is the same image that haunts Maroon 5 and Kelly Preston each night, via one of those holographic projectors from Scooby Doo.